Our Calendar of Upcoming Events
We Welcome Your Ideas
Changes & additions in red Kids events in green
Weekly Stuff
Tuesdays, Wednesdays, & Fridays: Pilates classes at 8 AM
Wednesday nights: "Smallville" at 7 PM
Thursdays: Yoga class at 8 AM
Fridays: Evening activities are available by request, weather permitting: Karaoke, Wii-Sports, poker, campfire & astronomy, you tell us - what's your cup of tea?
Warm-weather Saturdays: Hydro-Pilates and Ai Chi classes by Healing Springs Aquatics
Tournaments & contests chosen by YOU most weekends
Paula Allen, licensed massage therapist on-site Saturdays & Sundays - call ahead for availability
Saturday nights: Special dinner menu or potluck EVERY week
Clubhouse dance party EVERY Saturday night, rain or shine
Watch NFL, NASCAR and ALL your favorite sports at the Dip on 7 SCREENS!
And Now for Something Completely Different...
July 3-6 - Massive Independence Day Holiday Weekend Celebration:
Food & Drink
Wine & cheese clubhouse social
Poolside Cafe
Pavilion Grill
Frozen drinks
Fishbowl cocktails
The Grillmasters' exquisite BBQ chicken & grilled-to-order ribeyes
Tournaments & Contests:
8-Ball
Darts
Mr. Nightgown Pageant (Be afraid. Be very afraid)
Fergie's Knock Poker (with Bloody Marys)
Sponsor your own tournament (and run it)...It goes on the schedule IMMEDIATELY!
Music & Dancing:
Dance lessons by Butch & Sundancer
Video dance party with fishbowl cocktails
"Another Pretty Face", courtesy of Grillmasters Cap'n Tim & MO & RVCoPilot.com.
Kids:
Pool races & Sno-Cones
Dance & karaoke party with sodas & snacks
Watermelon-eating & seed-spitting contests
Piñata party
Baby-sized wading pool available for the little'uns
July 19 - Girls vs. boys water wars, kids and adults divisions, body paint contest
July 20 - National Ice Cream Day sundae party
July 26 - Pizza party and best joke contest, dance & karaoke party with snacks & sodas, jungle volleyball, National Cowboy Day Cowpoke dance
August 2 - Kids Kool-Aid & cookies party, water volleyball tournament, J. Buffett parrot-head party
August 8 - Kids campfire with s'mores, Sneak-Some-Zucchini-onto-Your-Neighbor's-Porch Night
August 9 - Kids sno-cones party, Ladder Golf tournaments, kids & adults divisions, hobo stew, Nerf water wars
August 15 - Wine & cheese party
August 16 - Kids archery, karaoke dance party, 8-ball tournaments, kids & adults divisions, Elvis Presley look-alike contest and theme dance
August 23 - Kids tabletop gaming, Baggo tournaments, kids & adults divisions
August 29-September 2 - Massive Labor Day Weekend Holiday Celebration:
Food:
Annual pig roast & luau party
Tournaments & Contests:
"Survivor" Challenges
Kids & adults combined hula-hoop endurance contest
Water wars poker run
Texas Hold'Em poker tournament
Big selection of You-Choose & You-Sponsor tournaments
Music & Dancing:
Dance lessons by Butch & Sundancer
Video dance party by Ozzy, with fishbowl drinks
Body paint contest dance party
Kids:
Ice cream sundae party
Water wars poker run
Kids & adults combined hula-hoop endurance contest
Watermelon-eating & seed-spitting contests
Baby-sized wading pool available for the little'uns
September 5-7 - In honor of Be Late for Something Day (5th), ALL times this weekend TBD
Iron & chipping challenge
Water volleyball tournament
Duck races on Blue Creek - kids & adults divisions. No restrictions...if it looks like a duck & has a number on it, it's eligible
September 12 - Video Games Day
Triple-Crown of Wii-Sports tournament (kids & adults divisions)
September 13 - International Chocolate Day, Bald Is Beautiful Day
Chocolate Recipe cook-off
4th Annual Jean Kempainen Memorial Blind Petanque tournament
Kids dance & karaoke party with sodas & snacks
Patriot Day (11th) patriotic theme dance party with Decorate Your Bald Head contest
September 19 - International Talk-Like-a-Pirate Day
September 20 - Wife Appreciation Day; Big Whopper Liar Day
Kids pizza & pool party
Redneck Pride Parade - (riding mowers, tricked-out golf cars, anything with a motor, de-chained chain saws for added racket)
Real Men wait on their ladies hand and foot
Tall-Tale contest
Pirate costume & dance party with grog
September 25 - National One-Hit Wonder Day
September 26 - Love Note Day
September 27
Annual Superman tournament marathon
College Football Tailgate Party: Georgia vs. Alabama
Afternoon pre-dinner outside dance
Name That Artist contest
Most Romantic Moment contest
October 8 - Tentative date for field trip to Florida to watch launch of Space Shuttle Atlantis from Apollo beach
October 30-November 2 - Halloween celebration with horribly horrible spooky events & costume party
November 1 - College Football Tailgate Party: Georgia vs. Florida
November 10 - Tentative date for field trip to Florida to watch launch of Space Shuttle Endeavour from Apollo beach
December 4 - Tentative date for field trip to Florida to watch launch of Space Shuttle Discovery from Apollo beach
December 31 - New Year's Eve party (tasteful lingerie OK)
Coming soon: "A Day at the Races" fundraiser, mountain bike road race.
This events schedule subject to constant revision and improvement!