Our Calendar of Upcoming Events
We Welcome Your Ideas
Changes & additions in red Kids events in green
Weekly Stuff
Wednesday nights: "24" at 7 PM
Fridays: Evening activities are available by request, weather permitting: Karaoke, Wii-Sports, poker, gaming, campfire & astronomy, you tell us - what's your cup of tea?
Warm-weather Saturdays: Hydro-Pilates and Ai Chi classes by Healing Springs Aquatics
Reflexology appointments with Ms. Flo, Certified Reflexologist, now available 2nd and 4th Saturdays, some Sundays - call ahead for an appointment
"The Jokers" meet nearly every Saturday and Sunday to play a wide variety of card and dice games - all are welcome to join in as you wish
Various tournaments & contests most weekends
Saturday nights: Special dinner menu or potluck EVERY week
Clubhouse dance party EVERY Saturday night, rain or shine
Watch NFL, NASCAR and ALL your favorite sports at the Dip on 7 SCREENS!
And Now for Something Completely Different...
Next Week:
July 3-6 - Independence Day Long Weekend
July 3 - Movie on the Big Giant Sun-Screen with popcorn & sodas
Holiday raffles begin
Sponsored tournaments begin
Karaoke/dance party, with snacks & sodas
Wine & cheese clubhouse social
8-ball doubles tournament
DJ Dance party with DJ "Ringer"
July 4 - Independence Day
Archery tournament & slushies
Kids bake sale
Venomous Snakes of North Georgia presentation by Patrick Ireland
Sponsored tournaments continue
Mr. Nightgown Pageant
Dance party with live entertainment by "The Whoever Band"
July 5 - Sponsored tournaments continue
Watermelon-eating & seed-spitting contests
Holiday raffle drawings
Ozzy's mind-blowin' video dance party
July 6-12: National Nude Recreation Week
July 10-12: International Chicken Wings "Week"
July 10 - Chicken wings special
July 11 - AANR World Record Simultaneous Skinny-Dip - 3 PM
Kids model rocketry exhibition
Water volleyball tournament
"Mood" dance party
July 18 - National Hot Dog Day specials
Ladder Golf tournament
Horseshoes tournament
July 19 - National Ice Cream Day
Ice cream sundaes
July 24 - Cuzzins Day; Tell an Old Joke Day
Joke contest
"Cuzzins" family reunion
July 25 - Cow Appreciation Day burger specials; National Day of the Cowboy
Make-your-own pizza party
Movie matinee on the Giant Sun-Screen with popcorn and sodas
7th Annual Serendipity Cup Petanque Pairs Tournament
Cowpoke costume and dance party, featuring country & western tunes
August 1
Triple Crown tournament & slushies
Water Volleyball tournament
Progressive Dinner
Toga Party with DJ Randy-Pan the Slicer Man
August 8 - Sneak Some Zuchinni onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
Afternoon movie matinee on the Giant Sun-Screen
8-Ball tournament
Home-Made Ice Cream Contest
Ladder Golf tournament
Night Swim Pool Party
August 12 - Perseid Meteor Shower star party (weather permitting)
August 14 - Wine & Cheese Clubhouse Social
August 15 - Relaxation Day
Coin Dive
Sno-Cones
Archery tournament
8-Ball tournament
Woodstock 40th Anniversary Hippie Reunion Party
August 23
Kids Craft Project
Kids Karaoke & Dance Party
Horseshoes tournament
Buffett Parrot Head Party
August 29
Archery Tournament
Pizza Party
Baggo/Beco-Ball double tournament
Frozen drinks & dance party
August 30 - Toasted Marshmallows Day
September 4-7 - Labor Day Long Weekend, with Annual Kids Day activities, pig roast, & luau
September 12 - Patriot Day Red, White, & Blue body paint party
September 19 - "International Talk-Like-a-Pirate Day" pirate costume & Good-Bye to summer party
September 26 - Superman/Supergirl/Superkid tournament marathons
October 21 - Orionid Meteor Shower star party (weather permitting)
October 31 - Halloween Carnival Event
November 1 - Daylight Saving Time ends at 2 AM
November 17 - Leonid Meteor Shower star party (weather permitting)
November 21 - Thanksgiving Potluck
December 12 - Christmas Potluck & Dirty Santa Event
December 14 - Geminid Meteor Shower star party (weather permitting)
December 31 - New Year's Eve Celebration - Tasteful lingerie OK
Coming soon: "A Day at the Races" fundraiser, mountain bike road race.
This events schedule subject to constant revision and improvement!